BUSINESS – Memorandum …
Memorandum P 12/324 – Amendment to the collective agreement
Thank you for taking note of these new provisions from 1 January 2005.
It is better to dress according to the salary we receive. If you arrive with PRADA shoes at 350 euro or VUITTON bags at 600 euro, we will conclude that you have no economic problem, so you do not need an increase. If you dress too poorly we will conclude that you need to learn how to better manage your finances, so we will not be able to give you an increase. If you dress normally, it means everything is fine and you do not need an increase.
We do not accept medical certificates as proof of illness. If you could go to the doctor, it’s because you can come to work as well.
DAYS OF RECEPTION
Each employee will be entitled to 104 days of leave called “Saturday” and “Sunday”.
We noticed too much wasted time in the bathroom. The new provisions therefore provide for a maximum of 3 minutes in the toilet.
After these 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will disappear, the door will open and a picture will be taken. At the second delay to the toilet, the photo will be exposed publicly.