I Was So Bad About My Wife
It’s two guys who arrive together at the gates of Paradise.
To start the conversation, the first says to the second:
‘So, how did you get here?’
‘I’m dead from cold’ replies the second, and he adds, ‘what about you?’
‘Well, I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so one day I came
home from work early to catch her. I searched the whole
house, but found no lover.
I was so bad about my wife to have doubted her, that I had
a heart attack! ‘
Then the second one answers: ‘It’s clever! You would have looked in the freezer,
we would still be alive! ‘