An office employee
An office worker, who had violently pinched his finger while maneuvering the photocopier, had been allowed by his supervisor to return home in the middle of the afternoon. Wanting to surprise his wife, he slowly turns his key in the lock and rushes through the empty apartment. Finally, he arrives at the bedroom. He opens the door and sees his wife doing part of legs in the air with his own director.
“But then, boss,” he stammers, flourished, “does that mean that you have decided to respond favorably to my request for an increase?