An Indian arrives at the saloon
An Indian arrives at the saloon, a shotgun in one hand, and a bucket of buffalo dung in the other.
- Laughing Bison wanting coffee!
The waiter brings him, the Indian drops the cup in a sip, throws the contents of the bucket in the air, puts a shot in and leaves.
The next day he returns to the saloon and asks for coffee.
- Ho! Wait a little there! exclaims the boss, we are still cleaning your shot yesterday. What is history?
- I take management course to be senior manager. It’s practical work. Me arrive in the morning, drink coffee, sow crap and then disappear all day